If You Think Boomers Are Narcissistic, Check Out Their Kids!

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Julia Stakhiva, originally from the Ukraine, spends over £200,000 per year on designer clothes for her wardrobe, which is estimated to be worth £1.5 million

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“I believe everyone should start cosmetic surgery at a young age. It’s better to save up your money for beauty treatments instead of spending it on food.”

With this as a backdrop, I offer you 10 commandments of contemporary life that every young woman commit to memory:

1] Objectivity is not subjective.

2] Youth and beauty are life’s most sacred commodities.   

3] If you don’t live well, you’re either taking your commodities for granted, or you missed the boat.   

4] Extravagant wealth is life’s greatest reward.

5] Physical imperfections are synonymous with rabies in human populations.

7] The inability to recite the names of top apparel designers is considered a disability.  

8] There is no level of depression that a trip to Chanel can’t cure.

9] Too much empathy is like dragging one’s feet.

10] Self-Obsession is the quintessential human quality.