This is what I’m talkin’ about.
Born November 9, 1951, Lou Ferrigno decided today to share his physical on social media to the amazement of all – just 2 months shy of his 64th birthday!
Congratulations, Lou!
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Are Scalpels, Silicone and Sex Parties a Necessity for “Good Marriage?”
Louise Van Der Velde, 44, actively encourages her relationship therapy clients – mostly in their 40’s and 50’s – to turn to the scalpel and silicone to keep their husbands from cheating.
Ms. Van Der Velde also hosts some of London’s most exclusive sex parties, which she claims also save marriages…as if the silicone wasn’t enough.
As if this wasn’t enough, here’s a beat down on Courtney Cox for undergoing cosmetic enhancements that ms. Van Der Velde says is necessary for older women to maintain their appeal.
Apparently, once women enter their 40’s, they have to begin an aggressive plastic surgery regimen, workout 3 hours a day, and then attend sex parties in the evenings [with their husbands] if they want to keep their marriages in tact…
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Comments on the first link:
As an older man who runs in circles where 40-year-old women look 25 [for reasons that have little to do with genetics and everything to do with money], I can assure you that all of them know the stakes for non-compliance. If they aren’t exemplary, they’re traded.
Why is this?
Answer: CONDITIONING.
Wherever they go, whatever they do, they see other successful men in th company of beautiful young women. It’s often referred to as “living life to the fullest,” to which they feel entitled.
For older women who use the same phraseology on dating profiles, it means I expect to be taken to Monaco on your dime.
Most of them are smoking hot for a reason. the rest are deluded and deleted.
Not long ago I attended a cocktail party/fundraiser hosted by a wealthy couple I don’t know.
When I was introduced to the man’s wife, i assumed she was 20 years younger than she was. Her skin was flawless, her body taut and perfectly proportioned and her teeth the stuff of cosmetic dental ads on TV.
How could a 48-year-old woman possibly look like this?
Money and the complete absence of stress.
In other words, she set herself up for a certain lifestyle in exchange for maintaining a specific physical aesthetic.
A small price to pay, indeed.
One look at her lifestyle, including framed photos of she and her husband at their Aspen “compound” was all most people need to see.
Comments on the second link:
People get bored, even with older women who manage to look half their age, and sometimes, especially.
The reason for this is that women who are willing to do pretty anything for money are also perceived to be morally and ethically malleable.
If lifestyle is the sole focus of one’s existence, then sex is just another lateral move in an otherwise relative universe.
Put another way, if men expect women to be beautiful at their expense, they also expect them to be sexual at their expense.
Thus, the sex parties attended by attractive and very affluent couples who deserve to “live life to its fullest.”
Why in Hell would anyone want to have sex with the same woman all the time? It’s ridiculous, right?
So now they have sex with ten times that number and it improves their marriage – marriage [again] being relative.
The women are willing to do what’s necessary, while the men do what they feel entitled to with women who are little more than objects, anyway.
No wonder they order them around like slaves.
When women have the money, they order young men around like slaves. Money doesn’t care. It’s an equal opportunity destroyer in this context.
Comments on the third link:
Courtney Cox has been through hell and back.
This aside, celebrities have it the toughest because people are always comparing them today with photographs taken 30 years ago and then wondering what happened?
Age happened.
I know how difficult this is to grasp, but as we age, celebrities age as well.
Courtney Cox in a vacuum looks great.
But none of us look great next to our college graduation pics.
Sorry.
No Road-Map for the Middle Aged Outlier
When you’re 20, everyone has an answer.
When you’re 3 times that, no one has the vaguest idea.
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Generally speaking, life is like a TV show.
You start out with a murder, followed by an investigation, followed by a conclusion, where the bad guy is caught and justice is served.
For our purposes here, let’s focus our attention on the investigation, where we try and figure out which direction to turn in the absence of solid leads.
If you’re in that 55-64 demographic, you know exactly what I mean.
It’s a weird place [think Devil’s Crossroads] where the pavement hits the dirt and you’re on your own.
Every decision feels like a skate over thin ice because everything matters 10 times more than it did when youth was like a high-density shock absorber.
EXAMPLES
1] You can eat this, but probably not that.
2] You can exercise, but not so hard that you stroke out.
3] You may need a mini-aspirin every day for life insurance, but it may also give you bleeding ulcers.
4] You should probably take mountains of vitamins, but nobody has any idea whether or not it’s necessary with a disciplined diet.
But what constitutes a ‘disciplined diet’ when your body is constantly under assault from everything that came before?
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When I have a physical, the doctor tells me I’m fine.
What he doesn’t tell me is that I am fine for my age.
He may intimate that my blood work looks like that of someone half my age, but this doesn’t give me license to act like it.
TRANSLATION: “Keep doing what you’re doing, and be happy you’re not facing hip and shoulder replacements, herniated discs or arthritis like most people your age…”
That’s a tough pill to swallow, but everything’s relative.
Almost everything I do I not supposed to be doing, but because it hasn’t killed me, I keep doing it.
With this in mind, here are 3 life tenets I live by.
They’ve helped guide me through thick and thin and I’m still here to tell the tale:
1] “To Thine Own Self Be True…”
Yea, Shakespeare got it right.
So did Aristotle…“Criticism is something you can easily avoid by saying nothing, doing nothing, being nothing.”
The first thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older is that burying things you feel strongly about is toxic.
You have to believe in yourself and be willing to place yourself in the line of fire for your convictions.
If no one ever did this, there would be little great art, music or literature, to name just three.
Life is not a popularity contest. It’s about standing for something, and not abandoning it when the blow-back begins.
This is what tests the meddle of a person’s life.
It elicits respect from all people who know that taking strong positions on anything is tough, particularly as a species that seeks safety and security above all else.
Tough decisions are the bane of every winner.
2] Athletics are not just for the young.
You think you’re too old to throw a Frisbee, swim 1000 yards in a pool, or perform a box jump?
If so, you probably are.
For everyone else, it’s open season.
Just because you’re no longer 20 doesn’t mean you can’t workout, and, in many cases, dust people half your age.
Life does not come with a manual that tell us what we can and can’t do at certain stages of life.
We do.
Going back to #1, if you don’t have the fire in your belly to take a stand for yourself, life will stand on top of you.
Take what your body will give you, and when it won’t give another inch, find another approach to the same challenge.
There are always work-a rounds.
If one joint is inflamed, find another way to perform an exercise that doesn’t hurt so that it can recover.
This is all academic. But so many older guys I know throw up the white flag.
The moment they do this, life takes twice its toll over the same course of time.
That’s also academic.
You get back what you put in.
3] Be good to the people close to you.
The people who stand by you are the ones you owe your life to.
They deserve your support and your love.
Going back to what I said about human beings seeking safety and security, just know that the entire world can be against you and those closest are enough to withstand the fire.
All we really need in life are people we can count on, who love us, and who have our backs when things get really tough.
Nurture those relationships and you’ll never lose a dime to nature even if it kills you.
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I’ll leave you with this:
http://tinybuddha.com/blog/how-to-let-go-of-the-need-for-approval-to-start-thriving/
Radical Acceptance a Problem for Boomers [Like Me]
One of the four options you have for any problem is Radical Acceptance (Linehan, 1993). Radical acceptance is about accepting of life on life’s terms and not resisting what you cannot or choose not to change. Radical Acceptance is about saying yes to life, just as it is.
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I have a personal trainer who pushes me hard. Really hard. Three days a week we train for an hour, followed by 30 minutes of “homework” [support exercises] I do on my own. If I were 25 this would be a slam-dunk. Add 3 decades to that and not so much.
The problem for me is that I still resist where I am.
Let me restate that: I resent where I am, and, therefore, I resist it.
Case in point: On Friday we were doing vertical box jumps. I say “we” because I like to grab a bunch of kids half my age to do things like this with me to gauge my abilities against people who should be able top smoke me, but often don’t. It kind of my way of figuring out where I am in the scheme of things, athletically. Anyway, I had just completed a 36” jump when they decided to raise the bard 4 inches. Okay, I thought to myself, no big deal. It’s only 4 inches. I can nail this.
Side note: Truly athletic Boomers in the range of 60 are virtually non-existent. The ones who are, “juice” [i.e., take steroids], which makes up for some of the lost time, but never enough of it. But I don’t “juice,” which means I’m working with what I was born with and carved out over time.
So, back to the box jumps.
Two 20-something athletes before me barely made the jumps, and feeling immortal [I assume], I decided it was time to set the record straight on misconceptions about older men.
I approached the box knowing that I had done several sets before it, without incident, in spite of the soreness in my hamstrings from the previous Wednesday’s leg workout. My knees weren’t tucking the way they should have, but screw it, I was going in.
I raised my hands above my head as I readied myself to force them down to my sides, propelling me upward, when I stopped.
Something wasn’t quite right. I had to get my head in this if I was going to clear the edge of the monolith in front of me.
So I took a few seconds to compose myself, breathe, and visualize the jump.
This time, I approached the box with more determination and focus, as an audience stood around to watch this eccentric older man battle reality with a vengeance.
Again, I approached the box, raised my hands, took a deep breath…and jumped.
On the way up I could feel my left hamstring tighten slightly and all hell broke loose. My right leg cleared the edge perfectly, but my left foot hit the side of the box, forcing my shin into the hard foam cover a block of wood, and forcing me forward. The entire box collapsed with me along with it. I rolled twice and then stood up like a champ with a growing hematoma [a solid swelling of clotted blood within the tissues] on my left leg the size of a grapefruit.
I received applause for the effort and follow-through, but came away with the realization that not only was I not 25, but that I was in over my head.
While I could still outperform most guys my age by a wide margin, the kids were blowing me away.
“Not in everything!” I told myself, because it was true.
But what I failed to consider was the fact that, with the proper training, many of them would leave me in the dust. I was simply better trained no matter what the age difference happened to be.
This is textbook denial.
While I do accept the fact that I am older, and thus, less able to accomplish the feats of athleticism I could decades ago, I still try, thinking that I will somehow conquer the odds and land on my feet, instead of the floor.
Some will argue that without the belief in oneself, nothing would ever be accomplished. But there is a difference between running a Fortune 500 company and doing a 40” box jump.
Yea, I like the irony in that, too.
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Here is reality for me in a few bullet points. If I don’t practice radical acceptance on a daily basis, I’ll end up in a mental institution.
Here we go:
1] Age.
Unless you’ve been here, walking a planet for damn near 60 years is an existential nightmare.
You have to get past the fact that time is not a figment of your imagination, so no matter how much you deny it, it keeps marching with or without you.
2] Skin, teeth, hair and nails.
Suffice to say, just looking at a high school photograph of yourself next to a recent photo-op at a gala is enough to trigger a 911 call.
Get a grip. It happens to all of us, and no one likes it.
3] Energy, recovery and fitness.
You’re no longer a kid no matter how much testosterone pellets you have imbedded in your butt.
This means that your physical condition is subject to the passage of time – no matter what the quacks who prescribe the aforementioned testosterone tell you.
4] Your children are younger than you are.
This one is particularly difficult for many because, on a certain level, they feel like children themselves.
But radical acceptance teaches us that no matter how strong one’s delusions happen to be, reality doesn’t give a damn about fantasy – and in this context – neither do your kids.
5] Sex.
You may have noticed that your sex life is – let’s just say – different than it used to be.
There are workarounds, of course.
ED meds will soon be stacked next to aspirin bottles at CVS, and medical science has a quick fix for everything else.
But the intense desire to copulate like a wild animal is now a more subtle compulsion that encourages us to think before we act.
This is an adaptation that helps preserve wealth in the middle years when faltering egos are most susceptible to the exploits of gold diggers.
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If you need more, fill them in for yourself.
I’m not that masochistic.
Harmful Drinking Patterns are Common in Affluent Older Adults
According to the online journal BMJ Open, “active, affluent people over age 50 in the U.K. appear to be at greater risk for harmful drinking behaviors than their less successful peers…”
The full extract here:
http://bmjopen.bmj.com/content/5/7/e007684.full?sid=989311e3-556b-4eb3-9c81-e705b3169fe6
“…a 10-year study of alcohol use transitions among men aged between 50 and 65 in the USA reported that the different trajectories of risk were associated with age, education, smoking, binge drinking, depression, pain and self-reported health.”
The defined risk of harmful drinking following the guidelines set out by the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (NICE).
NICE has defined the following levels of risk of harmful drinking:
Lower risk drinking: ≤21 units per week (adult men) or ≤14 units per week (adult women).
Increasing-risk drinking: 22≤50 units per week (adult men) or 15≤35 units per week (adult women).
Higher risk drinking: >50 alcohol units per week (adult men) or >35 units per week (adult women).
Note: One alcohol unit is measured as 10ml or 8g of pure alcohol. This equals one 25ml single measure of whiskey (ABV 40%), or a third of a pint of beer (ABV 5-6%) or half a standard (175ml) glass of red wine (ABV 12%).
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So
1] Time
Most of the men I know drink more because they have more time to play.
They don’t have to get up every day at 4 am to work in the coal mines, or sit behind a desk and look alert at an office farm.
Time is at their disposal.
2] Money
The great thing ab0ut money is that you can buy a lot of things without thinking much about it.
Liquor comes to mind.
Add time to money and you have lots of exotic vacations where people drink at all hours of the day and night, including room service at 2 am.
3] Active Social Lives
Affluent older men attend galas, cocktail parties, and cultural events of all kinds where alcohol is served.
During the cultural season we could be talking about 4 or 5 events during the course of any given week.
4] Boredom
What the hell else are you going to do at night when you don’t have any particular time you have to go to bed?
A glass of wine or two over Law and Order sounds logical to me.
5] Depression
Existential pain is a bitch and one way to fight it is to drown your sorrows in another depressive.
It sells itself.
I could go on with this, but you get the picture.
Clear and Present Signs of Exercise Addiction in Older Men [and women]
I know a few older men [and women] who would rather die than miss a workout.
This is because missing a workout is worse than death.
http://breakingmuscle.com/sports-psychology/are-you-addicted-to-exercise-the-tell-tale-signs
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There are quite a few exercise-addicted older men with whom I share a gym acquaintance.
It could be argued that I myself am an exercise addict to the extent that I train 6 days a week for 1 hour, sometimes 2, rather than 5 or 6!, which is not uncommon to many.
Most of the men in question are single – always single – principally because there is no room for anything – or anyone – else.
Even pets.
Exercise releases endorphins and the hormone Serotonin, which one tends to get used to – or addicted to – as the case may be.
Eventually the highs take over one’s life and everything else becomes meaningless.
Just ask anyone at AA what it feels like not to have drugs at their disposal.
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John [not his real name] is 58 years of age and prides himself on his ability to run 5 miles before hitting the gym, where he performs hand stand push-ups and double-under jumping jacks to the amazement of everyone around him.
In this sense, he’s his own circus act.
His thin, muscular frame, and gymnastic abilities, earn him the respect and admiration of his peers, which is all he needs to side-step existential pain.
For a little while he can forget about his aging wife, his kids, his financial obligations.
In essence, he becomes someone else.
But eventually he has to go back to the “other” reality.
For some the transition is seamless.
For others, it’s like that classic Twilight Zone episode where the old woman lives through television re-runs of herself as a beautiful young actress, imagining that nothing has changed.
A married man with a family doesn’t have that luxury.
Now visualize a single man with time on his hands, and exercise addiction become a full-blown psychosis.
No wonder I see the same anorexics, bulimics and exercise addicts appear at my gym day after day, year after year; until one day they show up on crutches after a hip replacement – or just disappear altogether.
When people inquire as to their whereabouts, the refrain is always the same:
“They died doing what they loved.”
I guess one could say the same of heroin addicts.
Every addict has an excuse for dying, though they don’t couch it that way.
In the end, there is a razor thin line between exceptional fitness and clinical addiction.
ARE YOU AN EXERCISE ADDICT?
Seven factors are assessed and it’s something for you fitness junkies to consider:
Tolerance: Do you need more and more to achieve the same effects?
Withdrawal: Do you experience increased agitation, fatigue, and tension if you don’t exercise?
Intention Effect: Do you exercise for longer than intended on most trips to the gym?
Lack of Control: Do you have difficulty scaling back the duration and intensity of exercise?
TimeSpent: Do you spend huge amounts of time on fitness related activities?
Reduction of Other Pursuits: Is exercising too much affecting other parts of your life? (social, work, relationships)?
Continuance Despite Injury: Do you train even when you are injured?
Final Notes:
It’s been my experience that all exercise addicts my age would answer yes to all of the above.
Adding fuel to the fire, they “supplement” their fitness regimes with testosterone injections, HGH and anabolic steroids when the effects of aging begin to present.
This helps perpetuate the cycle long after nature fails them.
But longevity isn’t the name of the game in this world.
Escape is.
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A few highlights from the article that all of us who have, at one time or another, crossed the line into exercise addiction know well:
1] We are often sick, injured or depressed.
2] We define our happiness by our bodies and level of fitness.
3] Our relationships suffer [or don’t exist at all]
4] We train like pros, but aren’t [so why?]
Training in proper measure is one of life’s most rewarding [and sensible] choices.
It’s not easy, and it does require major adjustments in lifestyle habits, but it must be balanced against everything else in life.
From personal experience, I can attest to the fact that if you don’t keep an eye on BALANCE, your life will get smaller and smaller and smaller until it’s just you and a bunch of codependent addicts enabling the cycle of addiction as the world passes you by.
Then again, if you can afford to run down the clock without having to worry about friends, family, spouses [or even a dog], we’ll all just do what we always do, which is use you as examples of what exercise addiction looks like, and why therapy is a better alternative.
The Truth About Online Dating at Middle Age
If you think delusion was rampant among adolescents, try this!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michelle-martin/online-dating-profile_b_7524482.html
I talk to older men all the time about their online dating exploits and its never pretty, mostly because the women in question bear no resemblance to the ones in the profiles.
As for older women, they seem to have a better time of it – at least in the short run – because while the men are generally polite and attentive, they tend to disappear after the check’s signed.
So what’s up?
As I enumerate, ad nausea, in my new book, Urban Dystrophy [Amazon], expectations always supersede reality.
The article cites a pet peeves of men, the usual suspects:
1] Too many pets.
2] Photoshopped images.
3] Looking for perfection.
4] Claim to be athletic, but aren’t.
5] Presenting boudoir shots while demanding respect.
6] Complaining about men.
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Let’s break this down:
1] Many women acquire pets when men fail to live up to their expectations.
After enough defeated expectations, many women turn to animals and call it a family.
I’ve dated a few of these, and believe me when I tell you, it’s a nightmare for any man. Not only does he have to deal one manifestation of her PTSD, but he’s also dealing with her “kids.”
So why does she want a man when she already has animals?
2] Photoshopping is a pandemic not unlike the black plague, but with a higher emotional kill rate.
Women Photoshop-to-death virtually every image they post of themselves after the age of 40.
By the time they hit 45, their skin looks like Barbie’s molded rubber face.
Men know all about this, which is why they should demand a driver’s license number and birth certificate.
Women set themselves up for disaster knowing full well that men see with their eyes first before they consider anything else, including everything else.
3] Prince Charming does not exist at this juncture in life.
Now you’re balancing commodities, one against another. If the plus column is bigger than the minus column, consider yourself lucky.
I know it sounds weird, but most men had lives before they met you.
Now they have mortgages, therapy bills and a bipolar ex or two lurking just around the corner.
No matter what they look like, just know that what you see is rarely what you get.
On a final note, they have the same expectations in their heads and are ten times more likely to pay for what they can find on the Internet.
4] “Athletic and toned” is the buzz-phrase for every woman who wants a man, any man.
Here’s a quote on this topic from my new book:
“…a woman who runs five miles a day may think she’s in great shape, in spite of the fact that she doesn’t have great shape. Athletic accomplishments don’t balance emaciation, stretch marks, and sun damage no matter how you spin it.”
I always suggest to women that they ignore what men tell them about how perfect their bodies are, and instead, focus their attention on whether or not the phone rings after the first date.
5] Boudoir shots against a backdrop of “I want a serious relationship” are a contradiction in strategy.
Men see half naked shots as an open invitation to exploit what appears to be an Internet sex addiction, not meet a woman who’s open-minded in the bedroom.
Keep in mind that shots posted on the internet are, in fact, on the internet! Not in a scrapbook! Does any man with a reputation to uphold want those shots of you all over cyberspace?
6] Bitching about men is like telling everyone your best days are behind you.
We’ve all had bad break-ups, crappy dates, defeated expectations.
But any kid will tell you that the one thing that reveals a person’s age more than anything else is the constant bitching.
Young people don’t bitch because they’re young. Old people do bitch because they’re old.
Got it?
Bottom line, nobody wants to inherit your toxic waste anymore than they want to care for your parakeets.
SUMMARY
Older men already know that older women who post online profiles are probably in deep water.
When a woman is in her early 30’s its fine because many are steeped in their careers and have little time to meet and mingle.
But once a woman hits her mid 40’s, think of it as a suspect line-up.
This is why the best policy for older women trawling the internet for dates is as follows:
1] State your age [fudging 1 or 2 years is fine. 10 should constitute a class-1 felony.
2] State your education, including degrees from online institutions.
3] State any clinical diagnosis, including personality disorders.
4] State the number of marriages that have failed.
5] State the number of children you have, and don’t state that they’re the “love of your life” or the guy will run away from what he perceives to be an already established family.
6] State your financial situation [i.e., I’m broke and looking for a job, or I’m currently unemployed].
What an older man wants to hear from an older woman is something along the lines of “I have my own business and don’t need you to pay my mortgage.”
7] If you are fit as you state, he’ll see it in your photos. So make sure they are close-up…and crystal clear.
If you attempt to overly indulge in Photoshop, he’ll see that too.
8] Many women state very specific age preferences, which is about as ludicrous as it sounds, given the fact that what they have to barter is less than what most successful older men have to tolerate.
Of course, if you’re Madonna, you can find a gold-digger who’ll love you for who you are.
Get real.
We all have to after a certain point.
Two-Marriage Rule the “Natural” Course Among a Certain Demographic
Today’s testimonial is going to infuriate a lot of people, but what I’m about to tell you is the absolute truth.
In my world, it is commonplace for young men to marry and procreate with their college sweethearts, before divorcing them once the kids are grown, money’s in the bank, and younger women are coming out of the woodwork.
This is where the Two-Marriage Rule comes into play.
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When a man reaches a certain age – and level of achievement – he expects payback.
The translation of “payback” goes something like this:
Scenario One:
“I’ve done it all: Married out of college, had kids, made money…and now what? My kids are gone, I’m semi-retired and what I’m sleeping next to looks nothing like the woman I married. But I don’t want to leave my wife because I still love her, in spite of the fact that I’m not exactly thrilled about the sex. She’s also beginning to make me feel old and irrelevant. What I need is a mistress in order to keep my marriage in tact. Then I’ll have everything.”
Scenario Two:
“I’m leaving my wife for a beautiful young woman I met at an art opening, who makes me feel the way I did when I met my current wife back at Georgetown.”
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In both scenarios, the theme is the same: The man wants what he once had in order to feel the way he once felt.
Neither scenario is exclusive to men, by the way.
Women often have affairs because their own physical and emotional needs are not being met, which brings me to the question of why is everyone so damn bored?
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From the perspective of older men, the reasons are academic:
1] An age-appropriate wife of 50-something is not the same as an age-appropriate wife of 20-something.
In the former, the man begins to visualize tombstones.
In the former, he gets a new lease on life with 1000 times the cash.
From the perspective of older women, the reasons are more complex:
1] While age-appropriate mates in their 50’s don’t trigger existential meltdowns the way they do in men, they do trigger boredom when men begin to take their wives for granted.
SOLUTION
The Two-Marriage Rule
For men who marry and procreate out of college, there should be an agreement between the couple that after 25 or 30 years together, the marriage is null and void.
The couple can then decide to either renew it or walk away without financial consequence, enabling the man to live with a younger woman in relative comfort for the balance of his life [and vice-verse].
SUMMARY
Life kinda’ sucks where marriage is concerned.
No one can be everything to everyone all the time, particularly after enough of it has passed.
People get bored, and because most of us are entitled, we expect more.
On the other hand, there are couples who are willing to age gracefully, allowing time to exact its pound of flesh without a fight.
Their expectations are more balanced, and their lives a linear trajectory that reads like a novel – beginning, middle…end.
Of course, I don’t personally know any of these people, but I’m told they exist.
FINAL NOTE
While older men derive vitality from beautiful young women, older women experience precisely the opposite in the company of young men.
However, women are far better at acceptance, which they encourage in one another through their uncanny ability to bond with other women.
If men were better at this both genders would experience the same longevity, with a slight advantage to men who find young women who aren’t gold-diggers.
I’ll leave you with this article from the Telegraph:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10980731/What-do-young-women-see-in-much-older-men.html
More Bad News on [Unnecessary] Testosterone Supplementation in Older Men
From UCSand Diego health comes more bad news on “Tes.”
http://health.ucsd.edu/news/features/Pages/2015-01-09-mens-sexual-health-facts.aspx
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I know it sucks, but aging happens.
The best we can do is [as we all know, but fail to do anyway is…]:
1] Eat healthy, balanced meals.
a] I eat 5/day.
2] Exercise regularly [particularly strength training for maximum lean mass].
a] I do 3 days of strength training and 3 days of crossfit style cardio.
3] Get plenty of rest [and recovery time between strenuous workouts]
a] I cycle my workouts to help recovery and avoid over-training.
4] Hydrate [because as we age our bodies aren’t as reliable when it comes to reminding us]
a] I have remind myself all the time to drink water! My body doesn’t tell me until it’s too late.
5] Avoid tobacco, excessive alcohol consumption and drugs – over the counter and otherwise.
a] A cigar once in a while, or wine in moderation is fine. 16 Vicodin over vodka tonics is not.
6] Avoid stress of the toxic kind. There’s a difference between good and bad stress.
a] Bad stress is something like divorce, terminal diagnosis, or a stock market crash. Good stress is everything else.
7] Have as much sex as you’re comfortable having without stroking out, which won’t be a problem if you’re following the aforementioned guidelines.
a] I’m a huge proponent of keeping an active sex life. The endorphins alone are worth the experience, and they’re organic.
8] Stay relevant. Technology rules the earth. The very least you can learn to do is turn on a computer.
a] I’ve noticed that older men who are clueless about technology are the most dependent people I know.
9] Read, study, learn. The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but even tougher to retrain once it’s been sitting around doing nothing for long enough.
10] Maintain friendships. Women are great at this, men not so much – which is probably why we die prematurely.
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Top Ways Parents Embarrass Their Kids [and everyone else for that matter]
At some point, we have to get a grip.
I’m not a parent to human beings, so I freely admit to ignorance on this subject.
However, I do spend a lot of time around people who do have kids, many of whom struggle with the dichotomy of social relevance as it relates to adulthood.
In general, the objective is to be yourself without coming off as someone in denial, which requires a high degree of self-actualization.
This is a big problem for divorced, middle-aged men and women back on the dating scene who hit on people half their age.
I said “men and women” lest you think older men are the default scapegoats for all things juvenile.
Note: I said “hitting on,” not being “hit on.” There’s a difference.
Digression aside, many older women compete with their daughters on every level, including wardrobe, where they conduct raids on their closets on the weekends.
The following article sites several examples of this phenomena:
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As an older man, I pretty much do the same things I did as a young man.
I go to the gym, listen to loud music, wear the same clothes I did back in the 70’s [except these have different labels and are ten times the price], and generally speaking, and generally speaking, live my life the way I always have: my way.
Having said this, I also pay my own bills and have a clean record with law enforcement, so kiss off.
That last flippant comment is something that would have passed my lips back in high school, by the way.
I suppose i should have substituted “kiss off” with “I’m not concerned what others think of my behavior or lifestyle.”
But like I said, my way.
In the end, you have to know the difference between who you are and how you’re perceived.
If self-actualization isn’t one of your strong suits [I’m calling out you narcissists], you’ll end up a sad stereotype in the eyes of youth in general.
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HOW TO PULL OFF YOUTHFULNESS WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT
Lesson #1: Don’t dress [or act like] Madonna
Lesson #2: Understand that you and your kids are two different ages. In other words, you’re a lot older than your kids. Some of you may have to start with more basic exercises to get the hang of this.
Lesson #3: Kissing your kids in front of his friends is about as embarrassing as things get in the mind of an adolescent, so don’t do it.
Lesson #4: “Youth speak” is ONLY done if you can pull it off without sounding like you’re trying to fit in. If you don’t know the difference, stick to the Queen’s English.
Lesson #5: Kids don’t like stories unless they are infants. Older kids don’t have your attention span as evidenced by the soaring Adderall sales.
Lesson #6: Teach your kids to clean up after themselves. Picking up their crap every 5 minutes looks like you work for them. Think of it this way: Would their friends pick up after their friends?
Lesson #7: Under no circumstances should you try and connect with them on social media. Let them come to you. If they don’t, blow it off.
Lesson #8: Know technology. I can’t emphasize this enough. This generation’s genesis is in technology. If you don’t know it, it’s kind of like not knowing about food.
Lesson #9: No matter what people tell you to the contrary, kids already know more about sex than before their 14th birthday. So don’t bother.
Lesson #10: Getting wasted in front of younger people including one’s kids – is about the most demeaning thing an adult can do, unless you’re Keith Richards, in which case it’s cool because he’s kind of immortal in that way.
